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So today was one of the most rad jams my band has had in awhile. It is a good feeling. It is however a shame that because of boxing my hand feels a smidgen smashed up. Decisions decisions.

On an immediately unrelated subject, a very attractive, young, human female from another country I've come to know has, I must say, one of the finest buttocks regions I have ever seen. I almost wanted to ask her if I could take a picture. If she would have asked why, I would have been honest. I would have said it's because I appreciate fine art. That and porn gets boring. The latter I would have been seriously honest about, albeit kept to myself. I need a venue of approach. What should I do? Ask her to coffee?

Also, who ever keeps signing me up for free thai erotic massages through my email, please stop. This is Loation massage territory.